An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.
I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.
by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007
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If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
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a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.
The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.
by DMC1 February 18, 2009
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by Robsatx November 5, 2005
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Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.
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by codliveroilman May 13, 2013
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The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
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