minority discount

A minority discount applies when a customer is mistaken for an employee based on ethnicity, resulting in goods or admission being granted free of charge. This can occur at such places as luxury resorts, restaurants, clubs and V.I.P. lounges.

Laquisha: Damn, you back already? How was your vacation?

Jose: I got coats, hats, money, a tray of drinks and I didn't have to pay admission to anything ever. Someone almost gave me a car but the other guy got it first.

Laquisha: Word. I got a Minority Discount in Seattle. Where's your hair net at?

by Kipunji July 24, 2013

Spike Minoda

The nickname of Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park givin by Chester Bennington. OR a close friend.

"...And here's my assistant Spike Minoda!"

by Rachel Mc July 26, 2004

me hoy minoy

A phrase used towards an individual's significant other during sexy times to pleasure and/or excite them. It is most known to work on those who are attracted to Doodlebob, marine biologists, people who really fucking like sponges, people with gibberish kinks, and/or those who enjoy the Shrek movies.

And the lover whispered into his partner's ear, "Me hoy minoy...". After a momentary pause, they responded with a gasp and "Bwah ha whah".

by GitGudBeotch June 1, 2016

minotaurus

A vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece's soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.

Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.

Every goddamn time we play minotaurus, i get corner fucked by the minotaur.

by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010

minoudge

An excessively unattractive or unkempt vagina.
(More of a wild wood than a lady garden)

Noun; "that girl I was with the other night took off her knickers and I was nearly sick, she had the worst minoudge I've ever seen!"
"I sploodged on the minoudge"
Adjective; "she has a minoudge boosh"

by Minoudge February 9, 2017

Minority of Two

This phrase originates from Orwell's 1984.

1. A phrase that refers to two people (usually a couple) who are so weird that they create their own world and ways of being in it.

2. When two people have their own way of viewing the world.

Yasmine and Amine are so in tune with each other, they are a minority of two.

Y.A

by FrenchKontana May 4, 2021

pissed minola

Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".

Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*

by noyseeac November 17, 2006