Milf Bucket

An incredibly loose woman who also happens to be a mother.

About that girl I met last night, is she a Cum Dumpster or a Milf Bucket?

by DutchPirate March 7, 2011

Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011

milf hunting

The action of seducing an attractive middle-aged woman

"Have you seen that chick at the bar?"
"The milf?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna go milf hunting!"

by SterFinn February 4, 2014

Milfaphilia

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.

I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.

by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

tred-milf

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom

Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.

by vtwist February 22, 2009

National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021