Faux-miliarity

When someone one doesn't know greets one as a friend, and the other party does not dispute the mistaken identity.

Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?

Person Two: Uh... it's... great?

Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.

Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.

by Jason and Richard August 19, 2003

milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.

My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.

by droby December 21, 2009

milberger

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.

<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum

by rapistwit September 1, 2009

Darko milicic

1. Basketball player that never got a chance to play in Detroit because they are stacked. Got a chance to play in Orlando did ok for a 21 year old. He average 7.6 ppg and 4.1 rpg and 2 blks (with orlando) he should be ok not great but ok

2. With the pistons he was the victory cigar

Detroit is up by 55 here comes Darko Milicic

by JJ Caesar July 5, 2006

MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.

Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!

by Conian February 2, 2010

Milfionaire

A very successful and accomplished "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" Player.

I dont know how he does it but when it comes to getting layed that boy can deal, he must be a milfionaire by now.

"Got any kwell lotion? penicillin? Anybody"

by evrready February 26, 2006

MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently

Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!

by haha dee March 23, 2007