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Meeting up for kisses

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.
It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."
by mynameisnotgrenda January 21, 2015
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cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
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A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.
Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.
by pantyteamaster July 28, 2010
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safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.
Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"
by katieiscool? August 26, 2009
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Meringful

to be happy/jolly for a meaningful reason.

synonym for happy.
Bobby was very MERINGFUL today. someone must have put him in a good mood
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PTA meeting

PTA stands for Parent teachers association Meeting

its the worst day because u get fu**ed up and punished
i envy him because his parent have never been to a PTA meeting
by mustafasowan January 9, 2008
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Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.
The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.
by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017
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