A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004
Get the metrosexualmug. Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
Get the metrosexualmug. A pathetic loser who has fallen into the consumer trap of thinking that he needs ultra-expensive but utterly useless skin care\hair care products and has a taste in clothing that would make a circus clown blush with embarassment.
It's really in th best interest of large corporations to turn us all into the ideal consumer,...a metrosexual.
by Aramchek November 5, 2003
Get the Metrosexualmug. A stereotypical homosexual male who dresses very "stylish" and is up to speed with anything trendy and sophisticated, but swears he doesn't pound ass with anyone.
In Saturday Night Live, when Jimmy Fallon and WIll Ferrel work in that fashion store, they are presumed metrosexuals.
by Sum yun Guy November 29, 2003
Get the metrosexualmug. by A. Nonimo November 10, 2003
Get the Metrosexualmug. Someone who adheres to homosexual tendencies but declares their sexual orientation to be heterosexual (supposedly)
by watutsi January 27, 2004
Get the Metrosexualmug. In the closet flaming homosexual who says they are straight (most likely a guilt-ridden Catholic Filipino male)
Remember Matt from the Bicolano Assoc? The one that carries a picture of Imelda Marcos in his red wallet with the sanrio? He's a metro talaga.
by Brian Barnes September 24, 2003
Get the Metrosexualmug.