Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

Avery Grace McConnell

An Avery Grace McConnell is a caring sweet soul she gets all the guys attention she loves helping the needy she is the most beautiful thing you will see but she will try and deny it she loves the color blue and she always try’s to be good at heart she can make anyone feel better and it is hard not to put a smile on your face when you see her she is the definition of an angel she can be sarcastic at times but then loveable she is very cuddly and loves children

Guy 1- I met this girl last night I can not even describe how amazing she is an Avery Grace McConnell

by Elite dancer January 13, 2019

kevin mcconnell

Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.

Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.

by The General Manager June 26, 2016

McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023