The Darth Maul

When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.

Damn shawty that's a fatty you got there... Wanna go back to my place and do The Darth Maul tango?

by Catchoop March 23, 2021

double maul

It’s when you are in a threesome and the girl is getting eaten out in the stinky and pinky

“I thought I was going to chop wood, little did I know what type of double mauling I was in for”

by BaconPussy77 August 20, 2019

Darth Maul

When you have in-grown or red pimples all over your ball-sack and it starts to get really spikey.

Bruh get that goddamn Darth maul outta here it’s so spikey.

by Crazy Crazy MaN January 01, 2020

darth maul

To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.

"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"

by eddyg November 16, 2007

Darth Maul

To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.

Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.

by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010

Unholy Mauls

One of the greatest Drag Pkers of all time. Even tho only having 1 defence Unholy Mauls is still able to hybrid like crazy and own the shit out of anyone in the wilderness. ESPECIALLY faggots such as Sniper Loc and V Whipz V.
Noobs should worship him.

Omg you see Unholy Mauls new video where he hits a '31-30'31' spec?!?!

by SniperLoc July 08, 2009

Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

by cr8s February 21, 2012