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Mattress Movers

This term refers to African Americans in urban areas who can quite frequently be seen driving around with mattresses tied to the roofs of their cars, due to the fact they move several times a year. This is a common sight around urban areas. Mattresses are often very poorly tied with inferior rope, and additional support is provided by a series of arms sticking out the windows holding the mattresses in place.
I was late for work this morning because there was a car full of Mattress Movers doing 45mph in the center lane.
by MMJ Mike August 28, 2019
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Mattress bunny

The opposite of a pillow princess. Always giving never receiving.
by hazeleyedbeauty22 August 6, 2021
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mattress sandwich

The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!
"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"
by Paul1535 June 20, 2008
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MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 7, 2003
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Mattress Tag

So you and Heidi played some mattress tag?
by Toketo December 19, 2008
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Mattress Actress

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")
Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!
by Ashley McGrath July 20, 2008
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mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.
Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.
by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011
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