match dot con

lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.

Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass

by gravy_baby June 24, 2010

Match fit

To back up the following day after a hard night drinking and start drinking again.

Tony smashed down a carton of beer and 3 bottles of wine and is match fit for tonight

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

match pics

to “match pics” example: if a guy sends shirtless pic and asks you to “match pics” with him, he wants a pic back from you whether it be a booty pic or a shirtless pic then he has to match one back to yours. So it’s like a trade off of nudes and/or clothed teasing picture.

Girl 1: Omg Adam just asked me to “match pics” with him, and sent a shirtless pic!
Girl 2: ahh totally send him a booty pic back

by hiwelcometochillis June 16, 2018

match-stick

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.

Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.

by xercise August 13, 2010

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

Match-laugh

Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation

He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.

by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019