When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
by Atx.jit25 April 15, 2020
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“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
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Taking a dump.
Taking a dump.
by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009
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A woman with this name is the closest physical embodiment to divinity. They are pure of heart aswell as being very attractive and beautiful. Are well mannered, soft spoken and will always fight for the people and things they hold close to them. They are nurturers and enjoy being around nature. There is something about them that others find mysterious and alluring. It is easy to fall for an Ana Malia, but despite their kind, gentle nature, they are always loyal to themselves before any other and will leave a trail of broken hearts if the situation calls for it. They were probably the girl everyone had a crush on in school.
by lanz. May 11, 2020
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Bro you finally got a chance to hang out with malia make every second count because that's one girl you don't want to miss
by 1969Allen1969 May 22, 2022
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