Madison

People often find she's got everything going for her, when really she's hurting inside. Her life seems great, but is actually terrible. She laughs and forces a smile when she reads the other definitions of how she's "perfect" because she knows she really isn't. She doesn't feel pretty, knows she isn't smart, and most definitely knows she is not perfect, unlike all the other Madisons.

Written by a Madison.

by yourgrandpadied December 11, 2016

Maiden Oil

pussy juice

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"

by zugzwang3 September 4, 2010

Madison

The girl that AlWAYS makes me laugh.My sister.The one were we always have dance battles.The girl that NEVER stops talking.The one with that HILARIOUS laugh The one that is MY sisy. And the one i love ALOT.

Madison-my sister Forever

by Grrll21 November 1, 2012

madskillz

Variant of "mad skills", used by someone who has just pulled off something intensely difficult or seemingly impossible -- by way of their immense skills at the task.

"d00d i shot off this guy's balls"
"you can't do that in counter-strike"
"CUZ I GOTS TEH MADSKILLZ"

by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

Maida

Only the most beautiful girl in the world. She is sweet, kind, freindly, and highly attractive. She makes a perfect girlfriend and is always committed to one man. She loves to cuddle and is surprisingly amazing at sex. She is shy but once you get to know her, her true colors show. Maida is the most gorgeous girl ever, and you will be lucky if you have a chance with one.

Why can't you be like a Maida ?

by Anon1201 December 6, 2013

Madison

A girl who is not only completely stunning and beautiful on the outside, but is equally as amazing on the inside. She is intelligent and practically has something to say about every topic. Madisons are always found center of attention. Madisons are loyal friends and would do anything for anyone in need. Madisons are about to put a smile on any face just by simply being there. Madisons love to laugh and make others laugh as well. Madisons can sometimes be bossy, but only because they want what's best. They make perfect girlfriends and fantastic wives. They are usually small, but that is only because their personality is so huge and complex. They are simply brilliant.

"Wow that girl is amazing!"

"Yeah! She must be a Madison!"

by RomeLula July 20, 2012

iron maiden

1.A british heavy metal band formed in 1976, considered by many to be the best band ever (I agree) however some people just cannot cut the awesome metal sound that is iron maiden, and for that i pity them. There live gigs are the best shows you will ever go to, they are also an influence on almost every heavy metal band in the last 25 years (including metallica).
2. A during device popular during the 1600s (imagine a coffin with nails in it)
3. A british doom metal banded formed in 1964... no really...

1. maiden kicked ass at reading festival
2. take them to the iron maiden!... for torture!
3. wow, didnt know that

by maiden_fan_666 December 28, 2005