a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008
Get the laser fish mug.Slang phrase for LSD
Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
by hitosha May 10, 2011
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A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.
by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007
Get the Gas Laser mug.A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
by Leelo Dallas Multipass December 18, 2005
Get the laser mug.As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance
Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!
by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010
Get the laser-cum mug.A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.
David kept a powerful Wicked Laser for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.
by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005
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