Lurker

A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch

Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.

by Link, Inc. February 18, 2015

Lurker Luck

Someone who joins a Fifa Discord and never talks but is a lucky shit when it comes to packs

Ahh look... another Lurker getting that mad Lurker Luck.

Cunt.

by UrDaSellsAvon... October 18, 2020

Lukey spooky

A good man who's very sexy all the girls love him
He has a big heart and a bigger penis

"That guy is definitely a lukey spooky have you seen him"

by Dolphin dasher August 30, 2021

lounge lurker

One who is always within the presence of a dorm room lounge, and performs the actions of relaxing, sleeping, working, eating, conversing, moving around, lazying aroung, tormenting, playing guitar, and binge drinking.

Edgar Hernandez, winner of the first 2008 Bricks Lounge Lurker award.

by Minja Anonymous May 8, 2008

mobile lurker

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

by craziestjen March 4, 2010

Surface Lurker

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

Like Lurker

Someone who only likes comments on a wall post, rather than the actual wall post itself, and contributes nothing to the conversation.

Gee John, it was good you were liking my comments on that facebook argument I was having, but I wish you had backed me up too! You're such a Like Lurker.

by Aubergine Fox October 16, 2011