Boot Lube

Referencing a fictional lubricant you apply to the toe area of your boot when you really want to stick your foot up someone's ass for acting a fool.

The engineer sent me the wrong damn drawing for the 3rd time. I am going to put on my boot lube and kick his rectum though his throat.

by Lameo333 November 5, 2013

titty lube

After you pull out and ejaculate on your partner's titties, she proceeds to spread it around on herself, so it's nice and slippery, thus giving an effect similar to lube. This allows you to slide your penis freely between/on/around said titties.

After my boyfriend shot his sticky load all over me, I spread that titty lube around for him to fuck my titties with ease.

by FredxSavage August 10, 2017

Redneck Lube

When you use your sisters spit to fuck your girlfriend

Hey sis , get me that redneck lube, I’m about to fuck your mom.

by J D Fuck It July 7, 2019

lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)

Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.

by cittycatroina December 4, 2013

lumberg

1)Slang--pretty much defines any useless, sneaky, overconfident project manager that makes you work overtime

"Man, I got this new job and my boss is a total lumberg."

by Mia February 5, 2004

luberty

When the story of porn is amusing and gets you turned on. STORY LINES ARE KEY. A grammy worthy performance before actual sex.

I was wacking it the other night and all of a sudden a got a real luberty to the story line.

I lubertied so hard on that random chick at a prep high school.

I reanacted the luberty of the video with my friends at school.

by nDelisoSA December 2, 2011

urban lumberjack

a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.

Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.

Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.

by R'lyeh February 17, 2010