umpa-lumpa

a short bronze skinned freaky deaky man

Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa

by The Umpa Lumpa Club of Great Britain April 15, 2006

Umpa-Lumpa

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.

“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”

by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005

umpa-lumpa

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

by Pollymore August 3, 2009

Jewmpa Lumpa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature, (potentially just shorter then average) and Jewish decent(sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Lumpa, he can barely see over the podium.

by DiablodelSur October 28, 2017

Umpa-lumpa

The 45th president of the United States of America 🇺🇸 (Donald Trump)

They had an Umpa-lumpa for their president!

by My_nan July 20, 2021

Lump Check

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.

Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw May 18, 2022

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020