umpa-lumpa

a short bronze skinned freaky deaky man

Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa

by The Umpa Lumpa Club of Great Britain April 15, 2006

Umpa-Lumpa

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.

“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”

by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005

umpa-lumpa

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

by Pollymore August 3, 2009

Jewmpa Lumpa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature, (potentially just shorter then average) and Jewish decent(sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Lumpa, he can barely see over the podium.

by DiablodelSur October 28, 2017

Umpa-lumpa

The 45th president of the United States of America 🇺🇸 (Donald Trump)

They had an Umpa-lumpa for their president!

by My_nan July 20, 2021

Lumbago

A serious disease that affects your ability to Do daily tasks, such as ride into town, or help a man get his horses back to his wagon.

“Hey uncle, come with us to rob this bank”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”

“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero”

by Dank Hill6969 November 13, 2018

Lump Check

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.

Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw May 18, 2022