Longo Dick

Only the largest of all penises in the world

J. Longo: You know why my name is "Longo" right?
R. Smith: No. Why?
J. Longo: Because of this "Longo Dick"

by theoneandonlysa November 24, 2014

eva longoria

A term used by most males as their "wife"

Eva Longoria is my wife.

by dirk_diggler4564 December 4, 2007

East side longo

The east side longos original name was Cheese side chongos . There are 3 factions of chongos. The ES Ws and Norf Syde also known as nasty side chongeros... the chongos main rival is the EAST SXDE L20NG BKEAC1H RXCH R20LLXN 20 CRXPS ... THE 20 CRIPS HAVE KILLED HUNDREDS OF CHONGOS ACCROS AMERICA .

The East side longo are buster cuz .. I personally popped one of them pinche winos ....

by ik jdubb duce January 27, 2009

luongo

A luongo is the act of answering a serious question with an answer that everyone in the room, except the person asking the question, knows is complete bullshit. The person providing the bullshit answer must do so with the intent to trap the original questioner into looking ridiculous and/or doing something stupid. To be luongoed is to have asked a question and not realized that the answer made you look like an asshole.

Jim asked Jon if he could wear sneakers to the company Holiday party. Jon told Jim that he could wear sneakers, but that he had to also wear a dress. Jim wore a dress to the company Holiday party. He didn't realize that he had been luongoed.

by nameless web jockey December 23, 2008

LONGOPOTOMUS

LARGE OVERWEIGHT NOCTURNAL GOOBER

I THINK THAT THERE IS A LONGOPOTOMUS LURKING IN THE CAVE.

by IVAN THE BADMITTEN CHAMP July 30, 2009

longoes

longoes means long toes.

damn she got some longoes.

by cool lady1001 January 13, 2020

Longoria

A person in the military service who serves no real purpose,uses up most of the resources in the area while being lazy and complains about everything.

You are so lazy, you are being a fucking Longoria!

by Derek Norman September 17, 2007