Looch

Noun. The sound poop makes when it hits the water. A loocher is anything that makes that sound. Calling someone a loocher is calling them shit.

I was taking a crap when I heard this loud looch and my ass was wet from the splash back.

by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

Looch

Opposite of a chode, a pencil dick. Sometimes up to 2 meters in length, like an acorn tied to a string.

That guy has the longest fuckin' looch I ever seen!

Donald hanged himself with his own looch.

He aggressively cut cake with his looch.

donald looch cake meter acorn

by StuGasaurus March 31, 2015

Looch

To spit or drool saliva either on purpose or involuntarily.

1 Gross man he is looching all over his shirt.

2 Stay way from me, don´t looch on me! Freaking sick-o!

3 I hate cowboy hicks, they're always loochin' tobacco all over the place.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

looch

Short for "leg-gooch", the space between your balls and your leg, where BSTL-causing sweat is made, and is notorious for smelling almost as bad as the gooch itself.

I stopped wearing a cup when I played paintball because it chafed my looch to hell and back.

by The Ammon Republican Army September 17, 2005

loncha

a lazy person

dude carol your a loncha get up

by carolisgay June 5, 2010

looche

The feeling between like and love

After talking to him, and before having sex with him I fell deeply in looche with him.

by Charliebrown21 May 22, 2014

Loynch

An adjective used to describe a noun that is a pussy, an asshole, a straight up loser or someone who is being a dick. Can be used in a joking manner.

You're such a loynch Chad. Don't be a pussy/loser/dick and go ask her out!

by Mal o'rliey June 12, 2016