Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

Longhorn Sermon

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

by B-Flow. December 1, 2024

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Longhorn

The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes

Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip

by chaz ham johnson December 21, 2018

Longhorn

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

by Randypnr December 11, 2019

Longhorn language

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

by thememeist September 10, 2016

Longhorn Mediocre

averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.

I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.

by atxslingshot July 4, 2024