Longhorn language

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

by thememeist September 10, 2016

Longhorns

The best college football team

The Longhorns are the best football team!!!

by WhateverAunt891 October 30, 2020

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 11, 2021

Longhorn Sermon

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

by B-Flow. December 1, 2024