Longboard

The commercial industry's cop-out for the skateboard. They mused, "How are we going to get kids to keep wasting their money on plywood on wheels?" Apparently, there is a bigger market for dumb-asses who can't ride bikes than there is for dumb-asses who want to hurt themselves.

A: "Did you see that guy Longboarding?"
B: "Yeah, how lame..."

by DeeNos October 17, 2010

longbear

being that having a large 'member' and it being hairy like a bear

girl 1:yo, check out the longbear on that guy
girl2:*drooling* but thats alot of hair too i wonder how big it is without the hair

by THE longbear March 1, 2009

Longbean

a longbean is a stoner of epic proportions. A longbean only leaves his house when getting more weed or getting food

who's that huge stoner shaking and chattering over there?

oh him? he's just a longbean

by tommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 6, 2010

longboardphobia

The fear of fucking faggot ass longboarding kids

Aye Tyrone look a longboarder

Oh shit nigga run I got longboardphobia

by Skaternigger May 15, 2016

Longboarding

Longboarding is like skateboarding but for gay and autistic people

GB: I like men now.

Dolan: Why.

GB: I just bought a longboard.

Dolan:so you're an gay autist now.

GB: yep

GB: Longboarding is fun

Dolan : no

by gb jaa maan gräddglass May 5, 2017

longatarily

when things take longer than momentarily

She said it would be momentarily but it ended up being longatarily

by twangdong September 12, 2017

longamer

Person of unusual character and wisdom who plays life itself for maximum experience, achievement, health or renown but mostly because we die. Longamers are typically outsiders not matching mainstream social behaviour patterns or interests as their outlook and action bias puts them at odds with immediate gratification/entertainment-based culture.

I tried talking my usual shit but she's a longamer.

by Sunny Winters July 21, 2018