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loft-bananna

A retard starving artist who lives in the city and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These faggots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.
by cameronistough December 28, 2005
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live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003
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Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008
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Peter from loft

Peter from loft the sleep paralysis demon gives you that 11 shisha at loft shisha lounge and tells you the hole science of the carbon dioxides in a shisha
Man let’s hit that 11 shisha at Peter from loft the sleep paralysis demon
by Sheffield January 7, 2022
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Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
“I got kicked in the balls yesterday
“Are they in the loft?
Oh yea.”
by Rumpet July 22, 2021
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Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024
Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.
by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024
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Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
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