A retard starving artist who lives in the city and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These faggots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
by cameronistough December 28, 2005

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008

Peter from loft the sleep paralysis demon gives you that 11 shisha at loft shisha lounge and tells you the hole science of the carbon dioxides in a shisha
by Sheffield January 7, 2022

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
by Rumpet July 22, 2021

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.
Lofted, Loft, Loftiness
-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024
Lofted, Loft, Loftiness
-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024
by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
