A retard starving artist who lives in the city and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These faggots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
by cameronistough November 29, 2005
An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 01, 2008
Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.
Cedar Lofts is the greatest college apartment.
by State College December 23, 2023
In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.
The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.
by thedarkchupacabra December 02, 2013