ninja looted

when some one takes way more than they need.

guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack

by b4113r March 25, 2009

Fort Knox Gold looted

American peoples' gold stored in Fort Knox has been looted by international fat cat bankers long time ago.

None of US Congressmen have been allowed to check-in on the "stored gold" in Fort Knox in decades.

Federal Reserve, the evil NWO’s private bank, however, holds world largest quantity of gold under the Federal Reserve building in New York.

American Fort Knox Gold looted by the international fat cat bankers even before Nixon time.

Then the evil bankers ordered Nixon to detach paper Dollar to Gold. So that the evil private bank Federal Reserve can hoard and release paper money, play with the American economy. Now, they want to collapse us.

by NomoregoldnomoreAmerica October 22, 2011

lifted

When the waiter or waitress removes a diner's plate from the table before the other people at the table are finished eating.

"I'd literally just put down my fork and he lifted me!"

by Jontjo January 25, 2017

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

lefted

(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
Source: cjc1, Indiana

Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted him, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in his class! He can't read, and all he does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but his mom is happy and so is W.

by Ms Brown November 14, 2007

losted

The art of posting links to articles dealing with off-the-wall , out-of-the-ordinary, and just plain funny subjects.

Did you see the fishbox? It got losted...

by DarkLurker- April 17, 2008

Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016