landau

a friendship handjob

"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"

by htsurgbtch May 8, 2008

loadacheese

after you take an excesive blow in the head from a black man with the stock of a rifle

"wow you got loadacheese"
do it one mo again im gonna loadacheese yo ass

by Matt Ed November 16, 2006

Loanate

A questionably charitable act of giving to a person/persons who claim they will pay back but may or may not actually repay the debt. A cross between donating and loaning.

I loanated my tax return to Jeff. That was three years ago. I think I may never see that money again although he did say he would pay me back.

by Aurora Rezayne March 21, 2010

Landasce

Landasce (n.) (lan-duh-say)
1. A non-sex-related scandal
2. Minor catastrophe, chaos

"Did you hear about the History Exam landasce?"
"My dog got out this morning. It was a landasce."

by and-peggy22 February 25, 2017

Landarium

Landarium: an aquarium filled with land.

Hey dude bro! I just bought a new landarium for my chameleon. He loves it.

by Fernandoo May 30, 2018

Landarium

Simulation of any of earths terrains primarily dessertscapes incased in glass similar to or like an aquarium without mass amounts of water.

My coffee table looks so good with my new landarium! And if I decide to get that chameleon he can chill there.

by Cat On A Hot Tin Roof June 11, 2018

Loanate

To loan something to someone who is never going to return it.

Honey, did you loanate my copy of '50 Shades of Grey' to your secretary?

by Ginaballina Says So December 7, 2018