Loading screen techno

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011

urban loadie

One who possesses the ability to drink themselves stupid on a regular basis while living within the city limits.

Hi, Urban loadie glug glug, how are you? glug glug glug, well see ya, glug glug. Glug gluggity glug glug.....GLUG!

by Paull December 9, 2008

loadie

Alcoholic

"You're all a bunch of loadies!"
"I'm so L O A D I E !"

by munger3000 October 12, 2011

loading

The acting of dropping a load, as in taking a dump.

I was sitting on the bowl loading

by lenshoesss November 15, 2012

loading screen

Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.

The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.

Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.

by ApatheticEnigma September 29, 2014

Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

Muzzle Loading

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

by Deadeye487 June 11, 2018