A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."
Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"
Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.
Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"
Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.
I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.
BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"
BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"
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All they need to survive is peace and love<3
All they need to survive is peace and love<3
A Lissette is a guardian angel or that star you see twinkle at night when your with the one you love.
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The listen bird is a graffiti art bird with "listen" written beside it. This phenomenon is rumored to have started in Edmonton, AB, Canada. The meaning behind the listenbird is unknown.
<listenbird> Listen
<passerby> what?
<passerby> what?
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Get the Lissexual mug.Lissett, beautiful, stunning, awesome, extraordinary, pleasing, satisfying, natural beauty, ravishing, good-looking, dimepiece, perfect 10,
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The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
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After Rolling Stone named the 500 Best Albums of the 20th Century, the Whine List of letters claiming "You left out..." or "I can't believe Sgt. Pepper is ranked..." ran on for three pages.
Entertainment Weekly published a Whine List of letters following its naming of the 50 Sexiest Films.
Entertainment Weekly published a Whine List of letters following its naming of the 50 Sexiest Films.
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