putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016

lipstick queen

An unattractive woman who smears lipstick on in an attempt to distract from ugliness is commonly known as a lipstick queen.

Courtney Love or Donatella Versace on bad days are prime examples of lipstick queens. Pity those they kiss as they say "dahling"

by Deva Sheraton November 5, 2006

lipstick on a pig

slang for when someone tries to dress something up, but is still that something. usually used on ugly broads, when they put on a skirt and some lipstick and well, they still look like the same digusting pig.

"You put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig"

by doo doo brown January 9, 2004

lipstick stamp

When a girl wearing colored lipstick goes down on a guy and deep throats all the way until her lips are at the base of his penis, then she closes her lips and presses them against the shaft to form a perfect ring of colored lipstick around his penis, making a lipstick stamp.

I want to give you a lipstick stamp.

by Boss-ass-boss December 15, 2016

lisette

the best fcuken bitch in the world.
she has soo many friends its unbelievable.
ohh yeah;she loves spaghetti :D

Dayyummmm;
Look at Lisette.

by sals sister May 24, 2008

blowjob lipstick

when a girl wears so much lipstick when she sucks your dick i feels 10x smother

that girl has total blowjob lipstick on

by randal scher September 22, 2012

lipstick gamer

“the women who usually appear on these networks to represent female gamers are unvaryingly clad in size 0 jeans and tight tube-tops. They spit like angry cats as they scream about their mad gaming skillz and call a challenge for male gamers to ‘get their ass kicked’ by a girl.”

These are the gamer girls who look unbelievably hott and are pretty good at the games they play which can usually turn out to kicking guy ass.

Blkyoshi69- I just beat you at Neopets, World of Warcraft, Diablo II, Halo, Brute Force, Super Smash Bros, Age of Empires while feeding my infant son, changing my toddler and cooking for my husband...PWNED!!!

SillyBoy- You're a girl?! Yeah right you are just some poor old man in his basement living at his mom's house.

Blkyoshi69- Ugh, loser....-.- (lipstick gamer)

by Sacred PhantaC October 26, 2005