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LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
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Linken

Linken is a sexy man he can be absolutely stupid at times but can make you laugh. He has his ups and downs but he's friendly, smart and kind. If you know a linken just know your a lucky person.
Girl 1: Omg have you seen linken
Girl 2: oh yeah he's so hot
by Hotman November 5, 2021
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non-linker

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.
Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.
by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018
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LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.
I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.
by Tagz April 2, 2008
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LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"
During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.
by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007
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Linker

Youtuber, Podcaster, Community Leader, self proclaimed strategic dolphin and celebrity in the gatcha game AFKArena. He helped unite players together and his detailed but easy to follow guides work for all types of different players.
Linker, the self proclaimed strategic dolphin has just uploaded a new video!
by TrippinOut November 7, 2020
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Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”
Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”
by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012
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