telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle

Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.

by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018

limo driver

Similar to The Shocker, the Limo Driver has one finger the front and 2 fingers in the back.

I was expecting the shocker, but he ended up giving me the limo driver.

by The D's Squad August 30, 2018

bush limo

An expensive four wheel drive with genuine off road capability and reliability. Most frequently associated with a new and high end Toyota landcruiser. Refers to cost moreso than creature comfort.

Look at that bloke with his new bush limo.

by Noodles_snacks August 31, 2023

New Prague Limo

A pickup truck with the bed full of passengers.

“We don’t have enough seating”
“It’s okay, I’ve got a New Prague Limo”

by DozinkyDude September 17, 2022

Crack Limo

In London it is used to identify Lime Bikes, as these are the preferred mode of transportation of crack dealers.

Look at that shirtless guy riding a crack limo

by Crack Limo May 17, 2025