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Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.
by fonspa November 1, 2010
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face like the devil's ass

This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.
He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."

She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."
by Captain Manic 59 March 15, 2011
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Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)
1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
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took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
by brando56894 December 18, 2013
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a face like a fist full of ass holes

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.
by ddooley January 7, 2008
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Throbbing like a sick dog's ass

I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is "throbbing like a sick dog's ass"
by Deener Dangle Dongle May 16, 2022
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To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.
The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"
by WI/ROGUE June 11, 2006
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