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Life

when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7

when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom

when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.

when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.

when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.

when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
screwy aint it??????????????/
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005
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Life

issa thing where were supposed to learn from our mistakes but... we still got trump as president
i just triggered a whole lotta trump supporters
but eh.. thats life...
by Lovely67802 January 31, 2019
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Life

Used upon situations where the phenomenon of living is blamed

Owned/Shared by Christina & Mckhayle
User 1:But I thought we had plans for today

User 2:Life.
by CallMeMYSA September 20, 2014
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Life

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death, there is currently no known cure.
by Please Tommy Please July 4, 2017
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Life

Something I obviously don't have...
Friend: Man, I love my life

Other friend: life? What does that feel like?
by M.Jean February 8, 2017
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Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure
by James299 July 27, 2016
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Life

Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
by rett99 December 18, 2011
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