Life

when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7

when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom

when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.

when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.

when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.

when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.

screwy aint it??????????????/

by ur dads hairy nipple March 31, 2005

Life

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death, there is currently no known cure.

What even is life?

by Please Tommy Please July 04, 2017

Life

issa thing where were supposed to learn from our mistakes but... we still got trump as president

i just triggered a whole lotta trump supporters
but eh.. thats life...

by Lovely67802 February 01, 2019

Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

by James299 July 27, 2016

Life

Something I obviously don't have...

Friend: Man, I love my life

Other friend: life? What does that feel like?

by M.Jean February 08, 2017

Life

Used upon situations where the phenomenon of living is blamed

Owned/Shared by Christina & Mckhayle

User 1:But I thought we had plans for today

User 2:Life.

by CallMeMYSA September 20, 2014

Life

Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.

Life is good, most of the time.

by rett99 December 17, 2011