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Lava Tag

A game of tag where one becomes it if they touch the ground; usually played at parks, or basically anywhere with enough stuff to jump around on without touching actual ground.
Common Lava Tag dialog-

Chris: Oh shit, I touched lava.

Odie: Haha, you're it.

Alecks: Why is the ground always lava?!

Daniel Tosh: Because you're poor.
by Glenhart August 4, 2008
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Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016
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Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed
by Acid God February 26, 2003
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Lavar

A very sweet guy with a great sense of humor and really pretty eyes. He can make anyone smile and is always fun to be around. A guy with the name Lavar is a truly amazing person. He is very cute and will always stay down for the people they love.
by kittyxoxo January 28, 2017
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lava lamp dance

A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!
Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!
by CK7 July 16, 2006
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Lavadog

1. The result of a tornado descending upon an active volcano (torcano), lavadogs occur when a lavabomb hits the ground and creates a new lava flow, typically many miles away from the original volcano.
2. Any dog that has somehow been overcome with or fallen into lava. Lavadogs tend to be somewhat evil and extremely hot to the touch.
1. A lavadog from that torcano on Mt. St. Helens was seen flowing right down Main Street in downtown Portland.
2. My dog used to be really friendly, until he fell into that pit of lava. Now he is a typical lavadog, always biting and burning me.
by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009
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Lavamantium

The term used for an element that can do anything and everything you might want it to do. I.E. you need to build a bridge under a volcano, Lavamantium is the way to go. It is mostly used to argue any and all points against people that think they know about science and chemistry. Its an irrefutable argument because it can never be wrong, Lavamantium is always right.
"That thing was clearly Lavamantium, nothing else can survive being shot by Optimus Prime."

"Well everyone knows that Titanium is the strongest metal for construction"
"I think your forgetting Lavamantium, you can build bridges inside Volcano's with that shit."
by TheShape October 25, 2009
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