Laptop Party 

When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.

Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.

Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?

Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.

Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.

Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.

Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Laptop Party by Jim Khoury October 25, 2008

Laptop jock 

A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.

DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.

Laptop jock by papa payola July 17, 2011

laptop gun 

an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed assult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent.

*very useful for shooting round corners*

after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up and simply threw the laptop gun round the corner...sweet juicy death was soon to follow. ^.^

laptop gun by twilight being February 4, 2007

Laptop Gangsta 

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms

a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived

Laptop Gangsta by C. Aaron Browbowski October 21, 2008

Laptop dimples

Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session.

I spent so much time working on my thesis I had laptop dimples for an hour.

Laptop dimples by EddieM August 23, 2008

Laptop Commuter 

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

Laptop Commuter by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

Laptop Waffle 

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.

If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.

Laptop Waffle by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 12, 2006