scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.
Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!
by Minxy Noodle December 09, 2011
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Moon Lagoon

A shrubby small Eucalyptus that can reach to 12 feet tall with small rounded spade-shaped, gray-green juvenile leaves flushed a pale purple that mature to a leaf that is green with a curved boomerang shape.
Hey Chris, look at this dope moon lagoon I found? Ya think we can smoke it?
by Sqrls July 18, 2018
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lagoon animal

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.
Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!
by Vagina Warrior January 23, 2012
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Blue lagoon

When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.
Why's old Jim wet through? Oh, Maureen just gave him a Blue lagoon
by Angrier MacArtnee October 14, 2010
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Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.
As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)
by Salt Lands Admirer July 05, 2006
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Koon Lagoon

A community pool, typically occupied by koons (black people).
Koon #1: "You goin down to the koon lagoon?"

Koon #2: "Hells yeah!"
by Apfel-Lad September 16, 2009
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creeper lagoon

fucking tasty band. they fall in between britpop bands and american alt-rock.

it's nice smelling shit. listen to under the tracks, dead man lagoon, and wrecking ball.

thank me later.
whats goin on jimmy?
ehh, i think i'll creeper lagoon it tonite man.
uh huh, sweet.
it is sweet.
yeah.
by johnny depp August 30, 2004
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