lagnaf

an acronynm for lets all get naked and fuck

i used to have a license plate that said lagnaf

by michael morman March 11, 2003

Goo Lagoon

When a guy cums on a girls stomach and the cum fills up the girls belly button.

"I pulled out and gave her a Goo Lagoon last night."

by YdgTheGooLagoon November 28, 2011

Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago

Code phrase for heading to bathroom to take a dump.

I need to Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago

by BH66 May 19, 2017

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

Blue Lagoon Syndrome

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"

by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008

lagoon

shenanigans

"We totally lagooned Toby with that blow up sheep on his doorstep! Hope he doesn't call the police!"

by cuntfuckll February 16, 2009

Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022