The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
Person B: "Now."
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A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
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analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.
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Dude #2: Yeah! He's such a great guy, I wish I was like him.
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