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Lickety split

The reason why lesbians travel faster than gays
The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.
by Jimothy Bob April 28, 2013
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licketty split

'Get down there, licketty split' (command)
by TheNiceMan July 31, 2006
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lickety

1. deliciousness
2. a word used to describe the appearance of a fully erect penis
3. the thought that enters your mind when you see a dripping wet CC runner
4. the tingling sensation on your tongue when you see some eye candy

etc...
-go look at R.L.'s pikcha.. he lookin all wet and lickety, i could eat him UPPP!!

-ohhhh gurl.. i be on dat all night long
by tushaba October 21, 2008
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Lickety

1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine

2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."

"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."

"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"

*****

"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."

"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"

"Bye-bye!"
by Va-va-voom October 10, 2008
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lacktating nipples

When somebody's nipples leak milk all over the place.
Wiggy's 90 year old lacktating nipples made a mess all over the floor as he rubbed them.
by biley wiley October 28, 2006
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lickety-split

I gave her lickety-split
by Jake February 4, 2004
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Lockett

Lockett is a last name of a amazing and happy person worth of acomplashing everything.
Niamh Lockett is a very nice person.
by PizzaPuppy November 11, 2019
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