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Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.
I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man
by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021
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I love child labour

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better
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Labourer

Pepsi Max Cherry drinker, toilet big stinker, all chat little thinker
“Sorry I’m late, I went full labourer and smashed too many PMC at the yugioh torny last night
by OMGIMSOREEM July 7, 2023
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Wee Labour

A spin off political party, based in scotland, of the main "new Labour" party. Their members include the incompetent, quagmire (I Gray)
Ach don't pay any notice of whats in "the record" today, its just more "Wee Labour" propaganda!
by eff_the_daily_record May 13, 2011
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Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)
Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-
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Labour voter

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!
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labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017
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