labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Labour voter

Cockney rhyming slag for Floater

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!

by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024

Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?

I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me

by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021

Labour

practically taking a massive shit.

OHH GODD THE LABOUR SHITS ARE COMING OUT!!!

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.

I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man

by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021

Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!

Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!

by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024

Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)

Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-

by AgainstTransHate June 26, 2024