lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

Lube Cocoon

A.K.A. Slick Rick; The first bowel movement after an internal anal cumshot.

Man! I had serious case of constipation until I got a killer Lube Cocoon last night! It was amazing how quick it flushed my system out this morning!

by WonderShockX August 7, 2011

lube addict

1. A woman who must use lube for every type of sex, even oral sex. She's afraid because she can't produce her own.
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).

Now that we're all gettin' older, we should expect to see a lot more lube addicts around!

by peachpie88 September 10, 2011

lube-eye

when a person who wears contact lenses inserts their contact lenses, in circumstances where they still have lube (usually the expensive engineered lube, which is very difficult to remove, even with vigorous hand washing)on their fingers. that person will often experience "lube-eye", where their vision is a little hazy, and the eye can be senstive.

Man, I love that new lube you bought, but shit if it doesn't give me the worst lube-eye I've ever had.

by lube-eye sufferer July 19, 2011

lube whore

when one uses so much lube that they put ky out of business

damn! you lube whore, I just bought that bottle yesterday, guess we have to dry hump..

by flingmagnet December 17, 2004

lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Lube bomb

Posting a selfie with a bottle of sexual lubricant in the background.

Photo bombing with sexual lubricant.

Sisters, don't lube bomb your facebook profile.

by CrystalCity September 4, 2013