Lotion wrinkles

When your put to much lotion on a body part and it starys to wrinkle

Jake has lotion wrinkles from to much lotion

by kkdude_163x February 13, 2019

lotion collector

Someone who has an unusual amount of skin moisturizer for unknown reasons

"Tim was hella awkward around the hoes, he had to become a lotion collector"

by TheEvilLotionCollector May 13, 2022

lotion booger

Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.

Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

Rakisha: What a pitty!

by sarah h... (yo momma) November 4, 2007

lotion bomb

see: hand lotion bomb

no really, go see hand lotion bomb its a longer name that doesn't roll off the tongue as well. Buts its technically the name.

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

Lotion in the Basket

ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.

Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.

by theriotfish February 25, 2009

Lotion Man

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes

The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!

by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021

lotion lady

of Jamaican origin. A female who prefers to drink from the furry cup

That Sandy Toksvig's a right lotion lady. you can tell by her penchant for wearing ties and ill-fitting men;s suits.

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004