Leak the Lizard

Take a piss

Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak my lizard
Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak the lizard

by JadenLmao December 31, 2016

lot lizards

Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?

by dangerdanger77 August 23, 2006

draining the lizard

Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"

by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

Lizard Time

Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.

Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.

OR

*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!

by Chico State TG June 14, 2011

Lobbing the lizard

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020