internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.

person one - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person two - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person one - internet-lisp

by crass312 September 7, 2009

girl lisp

When a girl talks with the same lisp that a gay guy/sorority whore does. Very common with entertainment figures and car commercial actresses.

Jay: "This girl is talking like Richard Simmons."

Pat: "Yeah man... Total girl lisp."

by 303alchemist January 14, 2014

text lisp

When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed

I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up

by BlakeAteYourCat April 22, 2011

Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

e-lisp

A incorrect voice to text generated interpretation of what was really meant to be said.

"I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry"

E-lisp - An AI generated incorrect voice to text.

by Cosmicbeefcake November 19, 2021