lawlful

Made by mixing the words lol or "lawl" with the word aweful. It means something that is horrible, but yet still funny

X: How do you get a hundred dead babies into a phone booth?
Y: How?
X: A blender, how do you get them out?
Y: How?
X: Tortilla chips
Y: HAHA That's lawlful

by do it for lacy November 8, 2009

lawlership

A scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts.

(Two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation)

Guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
Guy 2: Haha that was so funny bro
Guy 1: Thanks bro, I'm actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here

by bruce500000000 September 14, 2010

LAUSD (LAWLESS AND UNETHICAL SCHOOL DISTRICT)

Acronym For lawless and unethical school district. The second largest school district in the nation is notorious for protecting pedophiles and white chalk crime sprees. In LA people go to great expense and trouble to send their children to other districts or private schools.
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company

Many LA teachers believe sending your child to an LAUSD (Lawless AND Unethical School District) campus is child abuse.

by Chance La Rue October 4, 2013

lucy lawless

1. A female actress from New Zealand, born in the suburb of St. Lukes in Auckland. Came to prominence after a minor career in Europe with the role of Xena, in "Hercules" and her own titular role. Like most admired gay icons, Lucy Lawless is heterosexual. Currently head of Board of Govenors for the Starship National Children's Hospital of New Zealand.

2. To expose one's breast accidentally at a sporting event, as per Lucy's performance at an ice hockey game.

1. "Hey, who's that tall girl next to agent Scully? Hey, it's Lucy Lawless!!"

2. "The question is, did HJanet set it up, or was it a Lucy?"

by D F Stuckey February 16, 2004

lawlkward

a situation so awkward it is laughable, usually as felt by a third party who is viewing the situation but can laugh about it since it's not about them

While it was uncomfortable to watch Jim struggling with an explanation for all the calls to the phone-sex hotline to his mom, it was impossible not to laugh at how lawlkward it was.

by ckow July 15, 2011

lawless scumbag

A nickname that now easily rolls off the tongues of many Americans, reserved primarily for the Mobster in Chief and any given member of his well-paid army of wiseguys.

Having to listen to that lawless scumbag say anything at all about anything is like water boarding to me at this point.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Lawlocaust

Shit that's so funny, people die.

Loser:
Crazy fucking shitballs! The hooker I meet on Craigslist was a trannie and I think I got mono.

Non-loser friend:
::Lawlocaust::

Hah. You fucking dork. That's what you get for using craigslist.

by ubersp00k September 28, 2008