Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:
-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>
-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>
by fabianb February 14, 2010
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You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
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The Last of the BOHICANS is what happens when you ahve finally just had enough, and you take yoru boss outside and kick the living shit out of him and leave him for the geese to scavenge.
Yep, the Boss just went too far this morning, so I explained the Last of the BOHICANS to him with my fist.
Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
Mofo should've just shut the hell up.
by Jacques Asse August 20, 2009
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Get the Last leaf mug.the best and the worst day of the whole year. you're happy cuz you don't have to be with all the idiots that happen to go to your school. but you're freaking sad cuz you don't get to see any of your friends or accomplices for a whole summer.
on the last day of school you usually get to play games in all your classes but make sure you don't cuss at your teachers cuz they'll get you punished somehow. almost all girls and a few boys cry after the dissmisal bell rings
on the last day of school you usually get to play games in all your classes but make sure you don't cuss at your teachers cuz they'll get you punished somehow. almost all girls and a few boys cry after the dissmisal bell rings
by honorband71 May 22, 2010
Get the last day of school mug.The act of charging a cellphone/iPod for a short time right before leaving the house, as if it will make a difference. Usually done before leaving for a long trip.
Guy 1: We're leaving for the airport soon
Guy 2: SHIT! My iPod's battery's almost dead
Guy 1: Last minute charge, dude!
Guy 2: SHIT! My iPod's battery's almost dead
Guy 1: Last minute charge, dude!
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