m'laria

its malaria, but way more polite, most of the time given by mosquito with manners

mosquito: *sucks blood*

lady: AHHH, i have malaria
guy: *looks closer*
mosquito: *tips fedora* "m'laria"
guy: "wrong that's m'laria"
lady: "oh i see, nice fedora, mosquito"

by bentin copperson May 11, 2018

Hecatia Lapislazuli

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.

A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered

by The Rat in Your Attic February 18, 2022

Lapping

Oral sex on a woman

He gave me an amazing lapping last night.

by lily657 November 15, 2010

lampin'

To lay around and not do anything like a lamp. To chill. To relax.

I was just lampin' around yesterday not doing anything.

by eliteeagle April 23, 2009

lari

a sexy woman...

omg she's a lari!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

largina

A large vagina, a largina

my vagnia is so large it's a largina

by Dommynator January 7, 2009

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011