Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani?

The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is


"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"

"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Lamage

the act or process of being lame.

Look at that loser!
Yeah, total lamage.

by edrick February 6, 2005

Lamadness

The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.

Person 1 - Man you don't ever get laid.
Person 2 - You have been sticken with Lamadness.

by NickK333 May 5, 2007

Lama

an arabic name... means a beautiful girl with nice lips & face, & an angelic pure personality. she shines a room.

"she is a pure angel. she is lama."

by kitchen knife March 20, 2009

Laiba

If you ever meet a laiba in your life, she will give you her signature *you're annoying* look if she doesn't like you and if you are an aliya. However, speaking from personal experience, do not get deterred by that as there is a chance you'll become best friends if you are just as annoying as her. She can sometimes ignore you for no reason and you will never find out why, and there are times when she overuses the chicken emoji but thats okay because she also makes you laugh at her terrible chussain . although she will embarrass you (not me) in public by going drunk even without the presence of alcohol, she always lets you eat her chips :). She enjoys doing scandalous shit (that might even get her in trouble) as long as her friends also do it with her. Also, IMPORTANT ADVICE: do NOT refuse giving laiba a pair of scissors and NEVER take her blue paint without her consent and don't tell her that her slime has the color of shit because all those will result in her *annoying expression* (slightly pinched nose and eye expression that says "wtf is wrong with you") Also, she is a total night owl and 'healthy routine' does not exist in her dictionary. A laiba is usually a mix between an introvert and extrovert. She sometimes takes your sarcasm seriously but is the best friend you can ever have :) because she will let you make fun of her without getting offended and is not as stubborn as an aliya so usually lets an aliya win the argument :)

Basically, you cant hate a laiba

Me: laiba tell me a joke
Laiba: what do you call a boy who acts like a girl?
Me: ummm...idk
Laiba: A.......JERRY GIRL BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: laiba that was a chuss *laughs anyway because laiba makes everyone laugh*

by egocentric_b*tch_amr April 20, 2020

Lamadia

Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.

Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?

Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!

Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.

Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.

Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.

Tony: ded o buddy...you there?

Ded o: o

by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017

horizontal lambada

It means exactly what it implies... Sex. Known in some old skool club circles as a very classic club tune from the mid 90's by DJ Lace. Features the "We're gonna have an orgasm" samples.

"Say girl/guy, would you like to dance the horizontal lambada with me?"

by clubby1 April 15, 2008