Grandm.i.l.f.

Grandmother I'd like to fuck

Raquel Welch

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

'look, theres a MILF!!!'

by cheezy November 7, 2002

g.i.l.f

GRANDMA/grandpa ID LIKE TO FUCK

damn suzy i wanna fuck your grandmas soggy,wet hairy clitoris wat a g.i.l.f!!!!!

by phill March 4, 2005

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

M.I.L.F.A

M.I.L.F.A (adj)

Mom I'd like to fuck analy.

Is a play off of the popular M.I.L.F or Mom I'd like to fuck.

Boy 1: Did you see Jimmy Peterson's monm at the pool the yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah I know her ass was so tight.
Boy 1: Yeah she is a total M.I.L.F
Boy 2: No dude, with an ass like that she is a M.I.L.F.A.
Boy 1: Totally, Mrs.Peterson is a M.I.L.F.A!

by xxColemanxx September 6, 2008

F.I.L.F

(Fatty I'd Like (to) Fuck

A Very attractive overweight women extremely confident dresses pretty nice. F.I.L.F's are usually only 20-40 pounds overweight there in the chubby category.Most guys will admit freely without being embarrassed they got laid by a F.I.L.F.

Chris:Dang have you seen Brianna she a F.I.L.F material!

Joe:I'd totally bang her even though she's a fatty.

by Xanx101 December 15, 2009

M.I.L.F

Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.

M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me

by Milfmasta January 21, 2009