M.I.L.F.

Mom I'd Like to fuck

Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!

by Josh Matheny November 19, 2003

W.H.L.F

“What would Jesus do?” 2.0 It’s literally just the same thing in a different form so like yeah xoxo

Person: “ I love that shirt! But what does W.H.L.F mean????
Other Person:” It mean what would Jesus do, love that<3”

by MaDeLiNeIsCoOlErThAnU September 29, 2020

V.I.L.F

Stands For Vampire I'd Like To Fuck. Because there are alot of people out there killing to fuck a vampire.

"oh my gosh!"
"what!?"
"look to your right.."
"so? it's Edward Cullen?"
"yeah! oh yeah! he's a total V.I.L.F!"

by V.I.L.F January 11, 2009

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

Tw.I.L.F.

Twins I'd like to Fuck

Those Tw.I.L.F. I could use tonight at my party

by Corn Julio February 11, 2006

m.i.l.f

a mother i like fucking mainly

person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 27, 2018

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018