Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

Keongfusion

Exaggerated and gratuitous adoption of gargantuan technical jargon leading to epistemological bewilderment and disorientation.

Confusion but of a higher level.

I thought I knew, but after talking to her, I just got more and more keongfusion.

by nnihilist February 13, 2021

Junkie Kong

One who habitually ingest drugs, or is always high on something.
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".

"Dude is Carl ever not high?" "Nah man, he's a total junkie kong"

by Breendo January 14, 2011

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009

keong kan

keong kan is the abbr for ki(go) ho(let) lang(people) kan(fuck). It can be used as adjective or noun.

adjective: You very keong kan, instead of attending lecture, you were playing games at home.

noun: You keong kan la, how dare you seduce my girlfriend!

by Thamby May 19, 2005

king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

Its in the song "what do you say?" by Mickey Avalon. This song also appears in the movie THE HANGOVER.

Bascically.. Its what you say when you're too fucked up.

person 1: What do you say when your too fucked up?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

person 1: What do you say when you run out of drugs?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

by KIMEYO March 25, 2011