Kristian

He's got a fat minge ya know

Damn did you see Kristian's fat minge today its looking massive

by ITDRyan May 9, 2022

Kristian

A small cocked dude who smells of ratiators and goes to gaffs to give his mates a wank

‘Kristian s coming,get Ye willys out’.

by Pooyyyy coopply November 11, 2017

Kristian

A complete asshole......... a guy who uses other people for their own ego

That guy is such a kristian.

by Miss moving on June 11, 2019

kristian

a really annoying skinny kid who always spams in group chats

Dude thats kid is such a kristian

by kristian is weird August 20, 2020

Kristian

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!

i love you Kristian

by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017

kristian

Kristian is a guy with a very short dick and the most annoying person on earth he might be the worst boyfriend you can get

hey Kristian are you coming over tonight

by Camellotion May 1, 2018

Kristian

kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.

Black group: I want you on all fours at the edge of the bed
Kristian: no balls you won’t but in me

by the Nigga that fucked yo girl February 18, 2019