krishneel

just awesome.
the best person you'll ever meet

girl:i wish i had a boyfriend like krishneel
boy:yea i also wish krishneel to be my best mate

by lost guy May 26, 2008

Krishna

A soulmate, whether romantic or friend, who completes you. You have grown together and they mean a lot to you and who you are.

Yo, I finally met my krishna yesterday, her name is Katie.

by Fizpop11 December 24, 2019

Hare Krishna Lady

A extremely dedicated old lady in Leicester by the clocktower who sings some next level crap song everyday, no matter what the weather or time she’s just always there, she may be a jinn as she doesn’t ever get tired . Her voice is on point and she will be entering Britain’s got talent in 2020 if she’s still alive. This lady wear funny outfits and gives you weird stares. Can’t lie she sometimes sounds like some next level crackhead and is bare jokes. Pure free entertainment

The Hare Krishna Lady’s voice was ringing in my head whilst in the shower

by anonymouslcgyally October 23, 2019

Dirty Krishneel

When you Bang a chick so hard her eyes pop out

“Bro did you hear the news? Chloe got a dirty Krishneel!”

by Cwrygeeyhgf February 25, 2021

krushnevya

A place that worships goats, and puts/implants lasers on or in animals' bodies. So far they've laserized goats and sloths. Krushnevya's arch nemesis country is Pauland, where they have created laser tigers to fight against Krushnevya's laser goats and sloths. The leader of Krushnevya is Brian Crush, the ultimate dick-tator. I meant "dictator" and you know it.

Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, uncontrollable bleating, the growth of horns on your head, slowness, and sudden immovability.

Person 1: Dude, have you ever been to Krushnevya?
Person 2: Yeah, I got shot by a goat... WITH LASERS!!!1

by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008

Krishna Prosod

the 12th reincarnation of Lord Vishnu. He studied in NCFE and is in BMS now.

EX:
a: Is that Krishna Prosod?

b: Duh, Cant you tell by the fact that every chicks pussy in infinite radius has started overflowing!

by Krishna P October 9, 2018

Krishni

A queen 👑 . Krishni is funny, sweet, cute and not to mention a total smartass. Krishni is thee sexiest girl you will ever meet. But be careful, her utter sexiness will most definitely make you fall madly in love. If there’s a Krishni in your life, make sure to take good care of her. Play your cards right and you just might land yourself the perfect wife…

Person 1: Have you seen that new girl who’s joined our school today?
Person 2: Yeah I have. Heard she’s a TOTAL Krishni, we need to be her friend ASAP!

by Krishni’sBaby November 20, 2021